We all love Britney. Don’t lie. You love her, and we know you love her. And why not? She’s got “The Britness”. She just does.

You do not have “The Britness”. Just stop.

I keep saying “I can’t stand Reality TV!”, and then I catch myself watching it. Second tier reality at that. ‘Hell’s Kitchen’, ‘Teen Mom’, ‘Wife Swap’, – it’s a sickness.

NOT ‘American Idol’. Never. That show is actually sick.

People that create incredible drama out of absolute nonsense are one of my bigger pet peeves. I have a million of them. Pet peeves that is.

‘Fight Club’ may just be the most awesome movie ever.

I do have a list and I tend to it carefully. You’re not getting away with anything, you’re not forgotten, I’m not putting it aside. Tremble and wait.

Puppies are love.